Test Driving The Lucien Factor

I've had several requests to complete the sports car analogy (as in, WHICH sports car is WHICH guy like), so here goes:

If Lucien from high school is, say, a 1967 Mustang, then the new Lucien is a Ferrari F430. And neither of those could be confused with anything but a sports car.

Comments

[Inquiring Mind]

Hey, don't stop there. So P would be one of those '98 Oldsmobiles all shiny on the outside but tired on the inside with swoopy shocks so weak that he bottoms out going over bumps? Or are we talking VW Bug?

I'm liking the sound of your new car.

[clickmom]

In regard to P, don't forget the interior lining falling to pieces, and the annoying shimmy when you get over 55mph. (And the exhaust P.U. -the exhaust)